Rep. Jim Jordon Trying To Save Donald Trump
Just look at you Jim Jordan,
Acting like a crazy fool,
Trying to help Republicans rule,
Being Trump’s bought-out tool.
Yes, they’ve left it up to you,
Their fierce questioner who has no clue,
They are all glad it’s not them, but you.
As evidence shows he’ll get what’s due.
You’re up there and taking the lead,
But your hero is likely to plead,
And then on you they’ll pin his sins,
They’re going to save their sorry skins.
Jim Jordan, you are sealing your fate,
Standing up for an old man full of hate,
You’ll be left outside, behind the gate,
There’s nothing now to even debate.
You’ve already your last election won,
But you can be proud in years to come,
How you stuck with Trump ‘til he was gone,
Leaving Republicans like you standing alone.
So strut right out and take a bow,
Please put on your jacket now,
And when all the evidence is in,
You’ll have to take it on the chin.
They’ll remember you defended him today,
Tried to help traitorous Trump to stay,
Never mind you’ll fall smack on your sword,
For defending a criminal in front of the world.
Yes, you’ll go down in history alright,
As the fall guy they sent in for the right,
For toady ole Trump, who wasn’t too bright,
Though the orange ole crook is quite a sight.
And though you’ll try with all your might,
Jim Jordan, you’re going to lose this fight,
Since Nancy and Adam switched on the light,
And Trump’s coverup is out in plain sight.